The conversations and gossip overheard in the cafe.

As a person who often writes in a coffee shop, he often fantasizes about working in a sunny window, but his thoughts are often biased by the conversation at the next table, so it's not a bad thing to listen to it. You may hear a bizarre story, or an unexpected funny conversation, most of the time mundane, but also intriguing.

For example, in an outdoor seat in the shade of a tree, two uncles in sweatshirts shook their fans and talked without a word:

"the sun is coming out."Today the sun always comes and goes."No, clouds come and go. The sun is always there."

It feels like a master, I don't understand, but I think it's awesome, and sometimes suppose you're writing a story about a man and a woman, and the couple happens to be in love or negotiating, and the details of these lovers' conversations, just like flesh and blood, often have the effect of a flash of inspiration in the story. Later, I got used to transcribing some stories and conversations I heard.

1. College students' lovers

Once in a coffee shop, a pair of young college friends in love read their own poems to each other, which made me so pure that I was so impotent. Later, the boy sat next to the girl and whispered to each other, so sweet. It was like going back to the good times of idealism in the 1980s, but their cheeks were getting closer and closer, kissing and selfless. The boy unexpectedly rubbed up the girl's chest as if no one else was there.

I have to ╯◕◞ the ◟◕') ╯ the ┴─┴. Anyway, I end up rubbing my chest in public places. At first, you read some bullshit poems with pure feelings!

two。 Literary and artistic men and women who meet for the first time

A beautiful girl who looks very tall and a man in a Korean suit seem to have just met. After a sip of coffee, the girl said, "my world is only divided into two kinds of people. I have seen three-body and have not seen three-body."

After listening to this, there was a sudden gloom in front of my eyes, and I suddenly felt that I was weak.

Maybe the cafe gives people a sense of literary relaxation. Both men and women like the coffee shop at three o'clock in the afternoon when they meet for the first time. They can attack and retreat before this time, and they have a tacit understanding that there is something else to do at five o'clock without speculation. If they have a good chat, they will continue to have dinner together.

3. The weak Wen Qing in Taipei

In a very literary cafe, I heard a literary young man dressed in black and white, who looked very literary and artistic, said angrily to another person, "he is faking his depression, but I am really depressed!" "

4. The story of dog blood told by a best friend

A large part of the stories heard in the coffee shop are chats between girlfriends, rooted in daily life and beyond everyday life.

When I was at Starbucks a few years ago, I heard a story about super dog blood. It turned out that the older girl sitting behind wanted to marry into a wealthy family, but it was not easy for the parents of the man to agree, but when the parents met, the grandmother of the man recognized that the woman's mother was her student at that time, but she was also the one who fought her most fiercely when she was in WG. In a fit of anger, she kicked the woman's parents away on the spot and never gave her a chance again. The little girl's dream of a wealthy family was broken, and she was crying to her best friend behind my back that life was really not awkward, and it was always better than drama.

Another motivational person who is accused of gossiping. The story of female Wenqing, of course, is also a friend of my friend: she found a kitten and had no conditions and no place to raise it, so she asked for adoption online and asked to return on time. A young couple with very good financial conditions were willing to adopt. Originally, for some people, there was a certain element of "return visit" that they did not want to keep a cat and would like to smoke a cat regularly, but unexpectedly, she secretly fell in love with the man, and finally succeeded in taking office, living a fresh life without the pressure of life.

5. Two little girls.

Listening to young girls chat often makes people think deeply about their lives. I once heard a little girl say that a boy remembered the days of his period and gave him high-grade dark chocolates. "do you think it's disgusting? remember other people's periods."

I was touched by it and understood a new truth of life: handsome guys remember that menstruation is sweet, ugly men remember that menstruation is disgusting.

Later, I heard a plump girl say to another: "if it's good to lose weight, it doesn't matter if you have a flat chest, at least it looks cold."

Aah! I understand again, although some people say that fitness is the best plastic surgery, but finally look at the face, some boys, after the whole person lost weight, the face becomes …... . I think it's better for them to be fat, or at least they look kind.

6. A couple of Gay who are not lovers

I listened. It's like a hundred thousand points of damage.

7. A painful example.

To sum up, the chat between the two girls in the coffee shop often starts with "I have a friend." they laugh as the end of the paragraph, have a cup of coffee and continue the next round of gossip.

"the whole shop suddenly quieted down and turned its head, and then the girl was stunned. After hanging up the phone, she cried even worse:

"he said yes! "

8. Preach to classmates

Two people were chatting, seeming to be old classmates. One preached to the other and said honestly, "you are so busy every day. Although you have made so much money, are you really happy in your heart?" "

Another person was stupefied and coldly replied, "Life has never been so good."

Be a friend.

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In different coffee shops, the content you hear may be different. For example, when you have coffee on Shangdao, you will only hear middle-aged and elderly people making friends, or negotiating or collecting debts with big brothers. What is interesting is that if you are at Starbucks in different cities, the conversation you hear is also very local.

For example, at Starbucks in Shanghai, you often hear people talking loudly about "this business model." . "promotion... . "A.B. Round $30 million"; while at Starbucks in Beijing, there are often people in the film and television industry who say, "China military Art Mou triumphant song Xiaogang." recently, these people seem to have moved to Man Coffee; at Starbucks in Shenzhen, the key word you often hear is "my team …" "" motivate... With a local accent, "the whole Team support you".

As for Starbucks in Xiamen, the store is often quiet, everyone secretly compares who dresses more artistically, calling each other "green tea bitches".