How many reasons did your male friend win for fifty reasons to find a barista as a boyfriend?

He would rather hold the pink hammer than hold your hand

2. You will no longer experience the pleasure of drinking milk tea, coffee and fruit juice, because he will tell you what kind of cream is used in this cup of milk tea and what are the defects in the taste of this cup of coffee. This cup of juice is mixed with concentrated juice.

3. This is a romantic appointment. You order a cup of coffee in another cafe, but he will only study with you whether the drawn flowers of this cup are symmetrical in black and white, and whether the Italian style is over-extracted.

4. You will no longer feel the feeling of gently stirring the cream into the black coffee and watching the milk gradually melt into the coffee, because he will tell you that black coffee must not add sugar and milk to drink its own taste.

You can no longer drink hot black coffee, because he will tell you that the most suitable temperature for a single cup of coffee is 40-50 degrees, and the tip of the tongue can contact the most abundant taste buds in this temperature range.

6. When your friend tells him, "I like coffee very much. I am most used to drinking Nestle instant coffee." When he gets angry, he gets angry.

7. it takes him longer to analyze a cup of coffee in a cafe than it takes you to get your period.

You should be prepared. If you get married, your new home will have a bar and a coffee machine worth enough to buy a car. Your home will be filled with the smell of coffee.

9. His material life is limited to all coffee equipment. If he has 200000 yuan to squander, he will definitely choose to buy a LA MAZOCCO coffee machine rather than a Herm è s bag for you.

10. He will not discuss house prices with you, will not discuss wages with you, and will not plan the future of the two of you. He will only tell you that the harvest of Brazilian coffee beans is not good this year, and the price of raw coffee beans will rise again.

11. If you date him in a coffee shop, you can't just order a cup of coffee, order a table of coffee, and then try.

He will force you to drink all the coffee in your cup so as not to waste the hard work of coffee farmers.

You have to put up with him being talked to by other girls at work

14. His attentive eyes when making coffee are so handsome that he can easily attract girls who come to learn coffee.

15. If he doesn't talk about coffee, he can't even talk to you.

He won't return your text messages or phone calls, but you can see on his Weibo that he has just uploaded a new picture of pulling flowers.

17. The average man is fighting whose little brother is longer, bigger and harder, but he is fighting whose lines are more uniform and delicate, and whose coffee is extracted more fully and properly.

18. If there is a great upheaval in this country one day, in his eyes, all he cares about is whether the raw coffee beans will be left on the road.

19. He likes all the old things, old jars, old pink hammers, old coffee cups, but he keeps buying new things, new ones, new hammers, new coffee cups. You never know when he's going to finish it.

20. Other people buy IPHONE to show off. He buys IPHONE just to take good photos. He can easily pull out and shoot his flower works.

21. He likes the shabby things in the cafe, the shabby clock, the dilapidated tablecloth, the shabby wine rack, the dilapidated CD box. You may even suspect him of thinking about his old girlfriend.

He always secretly comments on your taste in coffee

23. Only when he learns the new flower-drawing skills will he let you achieve the best part.

You have to put up with him so obsessed with drawing flowers that he habitually shakes when pouring beer, when pouring water, and even when peeing.

25. He may be used to shaking when having sex with you.

26. His computer favorites will only contain web pages and photos about coffee

27. His mobile phone desktop must be a picture of coffee, not a picture of you

When a new cafe opens in your city, he will pretend to go out with you and pick you up.

29. The sunny day made them sad, but he was so happy in cloudy or rainy days

30. Your son or daughter will certainly pursue a career as a barista with no money.

Others will buy very fancy coffee cups, but he only likes monotonous cups like ACF or NuovaPoint

32. Giving him a wallet of 4,000 yuan is far less exciting than giving him a pink hammer of 400 yuan.

His circle of friends is full of baristas

34. If your friend talks about his understanding of coffee in front of him, you will hear a contemptuous word "cut" coming out of his nose.

35. He studies how to fully extract the flavor of coffee than how to make your future family happy.

36. He also has a fetish, that is, he likes to hoard dilapidated boxes, broken clocks and TV sets in the 1980s, saying that he can open his own coffee shop for decoration in the future.

When he talks to your friends, he usually responds in silence

You will inevitably be forced to learn coffee, but he can always hit the nail on the head about the shortcomings of your coffee

39. If you have another barista friend who looks better than him, he will tell you that coffee is for drinking, not for watching

He occasionally shows a touch of sadness when he smokes, but you don't know that he is just thinking about what went wrong with the recent Italian beans.

He is used to a slow life. You must always be waiting for him on your date.

42. You have to put up with him when you come to see him at work, but you can't say a word to him

43. In Taiwan idol dramas, there are always rich second-generation girls who fall in love with the bar of a tavern or cafe. You must guard against this.

44. He will have his proud flower work in his wallet, not your picture

If you find a cafe with a very good environment and suitable for dating, he doesn't want to go with you for only one reason: the coffee there is not good.

46. If you go on a date with him in a familiar cafe, he will only talk and communicate skills with the baristas in the shop, but he won't say one more word to you.

You can easily find that you and he are from different worlds, but you can't help being attached to him.

He will tell you that coffee is actually just a drink, but he won't treat it as a drink when making coffee.

49. He will remember the producing area, manor, handling, altitude and flavor of each coffee bean, but not necessarily your birthday

However, you still love him, and you always find him charming and lovely.

Source: Cafe Cafe blog