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If your cafe is unfortunately robbed, please remain calm.

Published: 2026-08-22 Author: World Gafei

Last Updated: 2026/08/22, Professional barista communication please follow the coffee workshop (Wechat official account cafe_style) this article is purely funny, if there is any similarity, it is the sins of the Internet at every bar, facing the guests who hesitate to order for half a day, the surface is calm, the heart is: Oh, what on earth do you want to drink, what coffee do you want for so long? say it quickly ~ face the guests who rush the order just after the order.

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This article is purely funny. If there are any similarities, it is all the fault of the Internet.

The barista at every bar

Facing the customers who hesitated to order for a long time.

Calm on the surface, but on the inside:

Gee, what do you want to drink? it took you so long.

Tell me what kind of coffee you want.

We should also keep smiling in the face of guests who ask for orders as soon as they are ready.

But the heart is full of:

All right, all right, what's the rush?

Wait a minute. It's almost done.

It's all right. It's just a joke!

But...

If your cafe is robbed.

If you're having a gun to your head,

Do you dare to look calm?

Let's take a look at the strongest and most calm shop assistant in history, who still doesn't care when he is robbed or shot at the head of a gun.

Face the finger of the pistol

Brother calm just wants to say: there are no waves in my heart.

Even a little impatient.

I turned a blind eye to what I was supposed to do with you.

All right, I just want money.

Just give it all to you.

What's the rush?

If the store manager hadn't rushed me in the back,

I don't even care about you.

Seeing the calm look on the face of the shop assistant, he seemed to be able to see the white eyes turned to the sky through the cap. I don't know if he has excellent psychological quality, or whether he is really impatient.

However, in the face of such an emergency, can still remain calm, without the slightest panic, and finally protect everyone's personal safety, even if I feel that calm elder brother does not take the robbers seriously, I still want to give a compliment to calm elder brother!

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