The 22 most common coffee people, are there you?

Drinking coffee is a very particular thing. Some people like to drink in chain coffee shops, while others drink coffee with a thick layer of foam, even thicker than a cappuccino. And coffee fans, with their amazing confidence and superb skills, make their own coffee in the lounge with Philharmonic pressure and filter coffee devices. Below, let me give you a list of the 22 most common coffee people. If you have the idea of dying now, after reading the following article, you may grab land with your head without thinking.

1. The preacher of coffee at the gas station

They like to stand quietly next to a person and then quietly watch them buy bagged moist smokeless tobacco.

two。 Unrepentant Starbucks customers

If there are 21000 Starbucks, there must be a reason for its 21000, right?

3. An anxious businessman at Starbucks

It was so obvious that he was in a hurry for an important meeting that he even forgot to tip. Speechless, right, brother!

4. Sitting in Starbucks pretending to be a B country dad

Leonard Cohen (Leonard Cohen), a bard wandering in the modern city, comes from the cold and European city of Montreal, Canada. English literature is his major. In his early years, he became famous in the literary world with poetry and novels, and the novel "the lost Beauty" was praised by critics as a classic in the 1960s. A very accidental opportunity brought him into the field of folk songs. With the help of Judy Collins, he matched his poems with simple chords and began to sing.

5. A young man who drinks almond paste or rice paste

People who enjoy finding new ways to ruin the taste of a cup of coffee as much as possible.

6. People who choose to drink coffee at night

10:00 in the evening? He has developed antibodies to caffeine, unlike you!

7. Some people drink coffee not because he likes coffee, but because he is infatuated with the barista

He doesn't care how you feel today, nor does he care about the long line behind him. Do you feel sick about his "masturbation"?

He always thought that Dunkin' Donuts (Korea's largest coffee shop chain, all over the world) was the best coffee. He drinks coffee with sugar and milk, and the amount of sugar is so large that it can make 400 muffins.

8. People who drink McDonald's coffee

Sued for hot coffee? For them, it's ridiculous, otherwise they wouldn't have chosen to drink McDonald's coffee (McDonald's coffee is cold)

9. A person who is dependent on stevia (a substitute for sugar that tastes sweet but not sugar)

We should be compassionate and tolerant to such people, because it is impossible to say that one day they will get cancer. Do you suspect that I am imitating Mr. White of Breaking Bad (American TV series, about a chemistry teacher on the road to making drugs)? I'm not. I'm not. Wait, did I just follow Mr. White's path?

10. B players who play Chemex (a kind of coffee utensils connected by hand to the upper and lower pots)

Yes, Chemex can make a good cup of coffee, but I have a question, such a perfect masterpiece, why it didn't appear in the Museum of Contemporary Art.

11. A person who plays with the pressure pot.

twelve。 A girl with a full mug in her hand

This kind of girl has a coffee cup in her hand, just like you have to go with a plate to drink coffee, and you can't live without a toilet.

13. People who like to pronounce espresso as expresso

Because he often takes the high-speed train and often confuses the fast English espress's es with the espresso's es, obviously, this is an English and Italian.

14. A person who drinks decaf.

…… I'm speechless to you! Why don't you drink water?

15. A loyal fan of foam coffee.

Just like some people like bubble baths. They want a lot of brewed coffee, but they have such a terrible hobby.

16. Full of crema fat espresso fanatic

I can't understand how much they love coffee, but every time they press it down with nearly boiling water at a pressure of nine atmospheres, then leave the coffee powder and hand it over, he goes so far as to say "cold". Ten thousand grass-mud horses are running in my heart.

17. I like pumpkin coffee, ma'am.

She wants to be like his stingy aunt every morning and buy a quick pumpkin pie as turkey for Thanksgiving.

18. Lovers of coffee accessories

Boss, are you using the Philharmonic or something?

19. People who know nothing about dripping coffee.

This cup of coffee is refreshing, right? Isn't that right? Wait, what is this? am I in 1989?

20. A white-collar worker who drinks coffee during the break.

Smoking takes time to go out. Forget it. Have a cup of coffee instead.

21. People who pretend to be B for a long time.

The coffee he buys should be organic, grown in the shade, certified in the tropics, bought through Fairtrade, picked by the original residents, and how much money he buys this cup of coffee will go to the indigenous residents.

twenty-two。 A guy who is proud of drinking black coffee.

Removing the coffee grease from it doesn't make you more masculine. Wait, is that true? get rid of that grease? Can you still drink coffee without that layer of fat?