Those jokes about coffee, the last one lit up.
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Do you know Starbucks? "
"Yes, it's just a coffee shop."
"wrong! It's a photo studio with coffee as its theme! "
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Wife: "you drank five cups of coffee in someone's house. Didn't you say you couldn't sleep at night after drinking coffee?"
Husband: "in the face of not drinking coffee for free, I couldn't sleep when I got home."
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A gentleman went to drink coffee and just took two sips when he found a fly in the cup.
"Hello, waiter," cried the gentleman, "there are flies in the coffee."
"flies? That's absolutely impossible! " The waiter said, "to be honest with you, I picked out all the flies before I brought them to you!"
-4-
The glass and the coffee cup crossed the road together, and suddenly someone shouted, "here comes the car!"
As a result, the glass was hit by a car, but the coffee cup did nothing. May I ask why?
Because coffee cups have ears!
-5-
"waiter!" One customer shouted, "the advertisement says you make your own blended coffee, but this is not the taste of blended coffee at all."
Waiter: "this is mixed coffee, but it's a mixture of yesterday's coffee and today's coffee."
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A complained to B: "never buy coffee from that coffee shop downstairs again."
B: "Why?"
A: "because of their racial discrimination, the coffee I bought today is smaller than other people's cups!"
B: "what did you order?"
A: "Espresso"
B: …
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I remember doing a street hand sharing last year, making hand coffee in front of the square at noon and sharing it with pedestrians. I saw a tramp coming from afar. I handed him a cup of coffee to send him away. He didn't go, watching me make coffee.
After a while he whispered, "this method of brewing is a little over-extracted, and the tail turns astringent. It is better to thicken the scale of the bean grinder and brew it at high temperature to extract the lively and bright acidity of the coffee."
I was surprised and asked, "do you know that, too?"
The tramp said, "it is because I know this that I am where I am today!"
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