Russia’s Toilet-Themed Café Serves Poop-Shaped Dishes

Moscow’s newest—and strangest—café isn’t just themed around toilets. It serves all its food sculpted to look like poop, and its utensils? They’re modeled after bathroom fixtures. If you’ve ever wondered whether anyone would voluntarily dine inside what looks like a public restroom, the answer is yes—and they pay for it too.

In short: At Moscow’s Crazy Toilet café, every dish is shaped like feces, served in toilet bowls or bathtubs, and beverages arrive in urinals or bedpans. The full lunch combo costs around $8 USD.

What Is the Crazy Toilet Café?

Last month, a new café opened on Moscow’s busy Arbat Street, offering an experience you won’t find anywhere else. Called ‘Crazy Toilet,’ the venue takes inspiration from a Korean original but takes it much further. Its interior features 50 actual toilet bowls repurposed as customer seating. Instead of tables, there are mini bathtubs with glass tops adorned with cartoon figures. Every detail, from the walls to the flatware, screams bathroom—literally.

What’s Actually on the Menu?

The café offers a set lunch for 500 rubles (approximately $8 USD) per person. This includes three items: a brown mushroom soup served in a toilet-shaped bowl, a pile of poop-like sausages with mashed potatoes presented in a bathtub, and a chocolate ice cream dessert. But the madness doesn’t stop at the food. Drinks include hot cocktails poured into urinals and even plain green tea served in a creamy-colored bedpan. Alcoholic beverages sometimes arrive in vintage metal chamber pots. Every item is designed to shock, confuse, or amuse—at least one visitor thought they’d accidentally walked into an actual restroom.

Why Would Anyone Eat Here?

According to café management, the entire concept relies on novelty. “People are shocked at first, then their curiosity gets the better of them,” a manager explained. “They want to see what the world’s first toilet-themed café really looks like.” Despite the extreme presentation, the food reportedly tastes normal—and some guests return. One diner called the atmosphere “relaxed and fun,” while another said, “It’s truly unusual… but the food is delicious, so I might come back.” Patrons often mistake the café for a real bathroom upon entering, though most use the restroom and then stay for a meal.

Frequently Asked Questions

What kind of food is served at Moscow’s Crazy Toilet café?

The café serves a set lunch including brown mushroom soup in a toilet-shaped bowl, sausage and mashed potatoes styled to look like poop and served in a bathtub, and chocolate ice cream. All dishes are designed to resemble excrement.

What do the drinks come in?

Drinks are served in bathroom-themed vessels such as urinals for cocktails, bedpans for tea, and even vintage metal chamber pots for alcohol. Even plain green tea is poured into a yellowish-looking, steaming bedpan.

How much does a meal cost?

The full lunch combo, called the ‘Crazy Lunch,’ costs 500 rubles, which is approximately 8 USD per person. It includes three poop-shaped dishes and a bathroom-themed drink.

Is the food actually shaped like poop?

Yes, every main dish and side is deliberately shaped to resemble human feces, including the soup, sausages with mashed potatoes, and the dessert. The visual design is extreme but the taste is reportedly normal.

Are the toilets real?

Yes, the café has 50 real toilet bowls that customers actually sit on. There are no traditional chairs or tables—mini bathtubs with glass tabletops function as the eating surfaces.

Would people really eat here?

Yes. Despite the shocking presentation, many customers report positive experiences, calling the atmosphere fun and the food tasty. Some even say they would visit again.

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