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How was the barista driven mad?

Published: 2026-04-06 Author: World Gafei

Last Updated: 2026/04/06, Barista is a profession seen by outsiders as handsome, high-end, literary and romantic, but in fact, it is glamorous on the surface. Today, let's talk about the helplessness of baristas. High energy ahead, are you ready? ▼, this coffee smells like orange, isn't it? Give me another drink. I, I fuck can say ▼ coffee. I like red velvet latte. No, no, no. Coffee.

Barista is a profession.

In the eyes of outsiders, they think

Handsome, high-end, literary and romantic

But it is.

The surface is shiny and and is bitter inside.

Let's talk about the helplessness of baristas today.

High energy ahead, are you ready?

▼

"this coffee smells like oranges, isn't it? Give me another drink. "

I, I fuck can say

▼

"I like red velvet lattes for coffee."

"No, coffee. I only drink matcha lattes."

Try to install a little more x.

▼

"have a latte, less iron."

Do you believe me to put some coffee grounds?

▼

"how easy it is to pull flowers. Give me two jin of milk and I can practice!"

Photo: by Liu Rong

You pull one and I'll have a look.

▼

"your coffee is sour and still sells!"

Brother, you ordered Kenya AA.

The helplessness from the baristas:

@ Allen: someone drank Yega the other day and asked me if the beans were sour after they had been kept for a long time.

@ Little monster: boss, have a cup of 3 in 1.

@ Haoran: the guest said, "give me a cup of coffee." I said yes, what kind of beans do you like to drink? he said something sour. I recommended Kenya AA. Isn't it hard for him to say Kenya? I said give it a try, and when I was ready to brew, he said, "Don't you want to stir-fry the beans first?"

@ Daqing: one of the guests in our store ordered Oreo Blizzard and said it tasted bad when he left. We were a little confused. When we went up to collect the cup, we found that he had poured the coffee grounds in the ashtray into the cup. He thought it was Oreo broken.

@ Daqing: I can pull flowers in American style. What do I have to be afraid of?

@ Abramovich: a guest came to the bar with a bag of beans and saw my EK43 and said to me, help me grind this bag of cat shit coffee brought back from Bali..

Even more helpless:

1. Why don't most male baristas have girlfriends?

Making coffee is like falling in love. The more you talk, the more you like it. But baristas will gradually have no girlfriends, because coffee will surpass girlfriends.

two。 I heard that most baristas are very poor.

Please refer to this article. Why are baristas so poor?

No, I have to get a cup of coffee first.

Finally, complain again:

Others are posting the Shanghai Coffee Show on moments.

(worst of all, someone has come up with a few things that must be done at the coffee show.)

I can only wash cups at the bar.

Do you still make it human?

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