Coffee is on the list.

Reason for being on the list: if you like basketball, football, fighting landlords, I'm sorry, then you're out. No matter what sport the petty bourgeoisie likes, it must be elegant and must spend money. You must be able to play tennis and make sure you spend more time playing than picking up the ball; you should also be able to play bowling, preferably more than 180, so that you can get some small prizes such as key chains at the bowling alley to give to your friends; if conditions permit, you should also master several golf strokes in case you accidentally hit others or sprain your waist while hitting the ball in the driving range.

These are the basic conditions for petty bourgeoisie to have good taste, and they are the capital that they usually boast to their colleagues, even if they spend money painfully, they must be supported.

The ninth takes a taxi when he goes out.

Reason for being on the list: if you can afford to drive a private car, then you don't belong to the scope of our discussion, and you don't have to pretend, just drive your own car out. It is obviously impossible for a petty bourgeoisie who thinks he has good taste to take a bus, and tractors, donkey carriages and carriages cannot run in the city, and driving motorcycles with helmets will mess up their hairstyles, so "taking a taxi" is the first choice for petty capitalists who love to dress up. They don't care whether all this month's salary is spent on taxis.

Take the eighth place with a foreign name and add foreign words to your speech.

Reason for being on the list: costumed petty bourgeoisie may be patriotic, but this does not prevent them from naming themselves "wooden Spoon Shadow" or "Bruce Chen". Whether it is English, Japanese, Spanish, Cantonese, it may appear in their daily communication at any time. It doesn't matter where these words are used, the important thing is that they are always on the tip of the tongue. They think that only in this way can they distance themselves from the ordinary public. For example, when you go to a night stall to eat lamb kebabs and drink Erguotou, when your boss hands you a drink, you can say, "Oh noisy sorry, I'll have a bottle of chilled Erguotou and, would you please give me a wine glass?" You Know, I'm not used to drinking from bottles. "

The seventh place starved to death is small, but the loss of justice is big.

Reason for being on the list: if you eat a box lunch in a night stall or squatting by the side of the road, as mentioned above, you can only bid farewell to the petty bourgeoisie team. If you have only 20 yuan in your pocket, you can choose to be hungry or have a cup of coffee at Starbucks instead of a McDonald's set meal. Starbucks, SOGO, RIDAY, Maxim, Shangri-La, Haagen-Dazs. Have you heard of all these places? Don't be too expensive! It's not on sale! If you are determined to think that you are born to be different from others, then porridge, soup, herbal tea, shredded rice with fish, fried snail, stinky tofu, Scrambled Egg with Leek, noodles …... These things have basically said goodbye to your recipes ever since.

No. 6 drinks coffee and tastes cigarettes.

Reason for being on the list: if you think anyone with a mouth will do both, you're wrong. Coffee drunk by petty bourgeoisie must be freshly ground, and if it is canned, you must know the brand, origin, taste characteristics and so on like the back of your hand, otherwise it will have no taste. In addition, petty bourgeoisie basically have to smoke, and it is best to smoke a pipe or cigar. If you are smoking cigarettes, then please remember to flick cigarette ash or spit and pick your nose while smoking, and you'd better change it; you should also have a choice of time and place to smoke, and the petty bourgeoisie usually only smoke at night, the specific scenes are: waiting for the bus alone in the dark streets, meditation in front of the computer late at night, the stomachache of missing him (her) in the distance in the early morning, and so on.

The fifth doesn't sleep at night and doesn't get up in the morning.

Reason for being on the list: early to bed and early to rise, which is the living habit of ordinary people, doesn't work here with petty bourgeoisie. Two to three o'clock in the morning is the usual bedtime for ordinary petty bourgeoisie. Of course, I don't want you to sit on a stool. You have to go to places with good taste, such as attending various party, watching art exhibitions, watching small theatre plays, or listening to music, reading DVDs and reading books at home. All in all, you have to pretend thoroughly, but when you stay up late pretending to be a bourgeoisie, you'd better tell your friends around you about it in some special way online so that they can read it.

No. 4 movies don't watch ordinary movies, and music doesn't listen to pop.

Reason for being on the list: going to the cinema is obviously more romantic than watching piracy at home. Pop music is a hobby of most people, while the petty bourgeoisie who likes to pretend always thinks he is a small number of people. If you have a flat color TV set with a right angle, I advise you to sell it. No matter how big your TV is, it has no taste. Petty capitalists usually have a bookshelf in their home, which is full of books that ordinary people can't understand. They like the film to meet a condition that even the best film director does not know what the film is shooting. What is a petty bourgeoisie is a petty bourgeoisie. With capital, we have to distance ourselves from the masses and take a non-mainstream route.

The third is innocent in love, and it is reasonable to break up.

Reason for being on the list: one-on-one love is out of date, sibling love, teacher-student love, triangle love, extramarital love, homosexuality and so on are the first choice. It is worrying enough for two people to get married if they are not divorced within three months. Petty bourgeoisie has long had a famous saying: there is no right or wrong in love, sooner or later, it is only a matter of time. "believing in feeling" is their only creed. If they feel "Say Bye Bye" without it, they are not petty bourgeoisie when they get divorced in court.

The second stomachache-Glory!

Reasons for being on the list: not eating on time, not going to bed on time, not getting up on time, smoking, drinking and drinking coffee. You think about it, this iron stomach can't stand it! So all the petty bourgeoisie have a stomachache. Always take N bottles of stomach medicine with you, take some when you are in pain, and go to the hospital is not a small capital. If your stomach is healthy, then Sorry,you know what I want to say! You are OUT again. If you want to become a real petty bourgeoisie, you must have a stomachache and take it as an honor.

No. 1 blue melancholy

Reason for being on the list: this is the origin and essence of petty bourgeoisie spirit. If you are a sunny young man who falls asleep as soon as you touch the pillow, can eat four steamed buns at a meal and is happy every day, you obviously can't be a petty bourgeoisie.

Why do people stay up in the middle of the night? Why do you always smoke and drink coffee? Don't be depressed, okay? If the living conditions are good, why can't you be depressed? Look at the love songs in the singing world: one is more miserable than the other! You always come back from target practice. Is anyone listening? For example, when you see the moon, you think of moon cakes, so you giggle and drool; the petty bourgeoisie thinks of Chang'e in the moon and his girlfriend N years ago, and then writes: if the color of the night with long Island iced tea is lonely, then the color of my jazz tears is loneliness.