Coffee culture: office workers need a cup of coffee

I really can't help but want to do something for that man: spill hot coffee on the woman's face. In the "three-body" story, this cup of coffee is a kind of thing called "two-way foil", which can make all noisy things into low-dimensional planarization to restore the tranquility of the universe. To put it simply, when a fly repeatedly haunts you, you PIA it and flatten it against the wall, it changes from a three-dimensional fly to a two-dimensional protein tablet, and the world is quiet.

I regret that none of us have the hands of singers, but fortunately, God gave birth to the species of women on Earth, not trisomy or any other planet. The future of the universe belongs to us. In fact, the man's deterrent value is extremely low, not only not enough to establish the balance of the universe, but also his weakness. It also affects the surrounding galaxies-Jun Z and I are the innocent little planets that have been destroyed. For women, scolding men in public is a very effective offensive strategy. In fact, men do not care what women are talking about at that time, only care about who is laughing at him, and make peace as soon as possible. According to scientists, the high decibel dense sound waves emitted by a woman's roar are enough to fundamentally destroy a man's brain neurons and paralyze a man's mind and spirit, just like a female monkey screaming to scare off a male monkey she doesn't like. This is why Wang Gongquan said "run" to his lover. If he really confronted his wife and the wife spoke, he would not even be able to move. Yesterday, Mr. Z and I were eating Japanese food. Suddenly, from behind me, there was a higher and higher decibels of scolding. It was a woman lecturing her date. The man was still very tough at first, and when the decibel of the woman had stirred the world, and the guests in the store began to leave the sashimi that had eaten only half of it and fled, the man also begged in a low voice: "Let's go home and say it." you scared people away. " This remark aroused the woman's overwhelming anger. She patted the table and shouted, "what's wrong with running away? you think I'm afraid of them!" When the earthlings face off with the three-body man, the temporary maintenance of the balance of the universe depends on "deterrence". To put it simply, it is the problem of determining the probability of dying together. When the other person thinks that you want to break the net and he is afraid of death, you win.

But deterrence is something that men can't play with. If you give it to a woman in the first place, the trisomy planet will be destroyed immediately, and the earth will be destroyed, but the last one who will survive is the earth woman and her male entourage (see "three-body" for details).