Programmers are programming in coffee shops. What kind of coffee do you drink to attract girls?

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Programmers are programming in coffee shops. What kind of coffee do you drink to attract girls?

From @ yuppie Little Panda said:

Order the cheapest American coffee and tell the waiter to use a black coffee cup.

After ordering coffee, open the laptop with Tesla's car keys next to it.

Black American coffee, black coffee cup, black laptop, black Truss car keys.

The perception of the Matrix.

This is the aura of elite programmers.

Usually, before you finish a cup of coffee, you will be accosted by a pretty girl: Hello, my name is *, can I have a Wechat?

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Answer from @ a senior programmer:

In places like cafes, if you want to keep a low profile and attract attention, you have to rely on strength if you don't have enough coffee.

Find a table with relatively high passenger flow, put the coffee away, put the notebook straight, put on the stormsuit, loosen the plaid shirt, open the shoulder bag, and wobbly hold out more than a dozen mobile phones, high, middle and low grade, lined up one by one, covering the whole coffee table. Connect to the computer and start the app compatibility test in the envious eyes of everyone. Watch out for the opposite sex around you. Sure enough, the girl came, "Brother, how much is the film?"

@ Bingqing:

"Hello, waiter."

What can I do for you, sir?

"A glass of water, medium, hot, very hot."

"Sir, your water is hot."

"Thank you" went back to my seat and quietly opened my own instant coffee.

I can't watch this anymore. is it so difficult for a programmer to pick up a girl?

As an object, there must also be properties, methods, events, functions, interfaces, and direct reverse engineering to guess api. The first choice of coffee will certainly not attract girls, because girls will only be attracted by handsome guys, business elites and talents.

So if you want to dress yourself up in a coffee shop, you must first make a good interface.

I'll give you two references today.

The first reference, hairstyle and dress, is like this.

The posture is like this

For many women, they will think the man is handsome even if the computer is not turned on. The programmer's shape is equipped with two references. One is art equipment, the other is business equipment. Don't have a long beard and long hair. You think you are an artist, but your programmer temperament as a loser has long betrayed your meta-god.

I'll order an espresso.

Sit and wait for the girl.