Coffee review

A special flower is a confession of love from the barista-something unknown in coffee.

Published: 2024-11-08 Author: World Gafei
Last Updated: 2024/11/08, The most expensive thing in the world is not Kopi Luwak, but also shit, not all elephant coffee is wrong, not all elephant poop can be made into coffee, it has to contain coffee beans. BlackIvorycoffee (black ivory coffee), made in Thailand, is the most expensive coffee in the world. It is coffee beans separated from elephant poop and fermented naturally. You asked me about the smell? Drink it yourself.

The most expensive coffee in the world isn't cat shit, but it's shit, elephant shit.

Not all elephant coffee…no, not all elephant poop can be made into coffee, it has to contain coffee beans. Black Ivory Coffee (Black Ivory Coffee), made in Thailand, the most expensive coffee in the world, is coffee beans isolated from elephant poop, all naturally fermented. You asked me what it tasted like? Drink a special flower yourself, it's a barista's confession

What if you find your coffee is especially beautiful and different from others? Then we're probably hitting on each other. We don't mind if you sit in the store all day.

Some people feel that they will be silently rolled their eyes all day for just buying a cup of coffee, but we don't mind at all, because we really don't have time to mind... Of course, you'd better dress neatly, behave properly and bring a friendly aura. If you have a strange customer, we'll find a way to deal with you. Baristas have super memories, so be nice to us.

If you don't think you can remember, become a barista; if you don't think you can do math, become a barista. So, as long as you're a regular, we usually remember you, and if you're rude and bossy... you'll get what you deserve, hum hum... unless you ask us to, we'll only use whole milk.

Because whole milk is cheaper than skim milk, and when added to coffee, 99% of people can't tell the difference between whole milk and skim milk. And by the way, with whole milk and skim milk, there's not that much difference in calories, so if you have the leisure, you might as well run a few extra steps and try not to order coffee shop food unless you're making it yourself.

Generally speaking, the food of large chain coffee shops is uniformly distributed by outsourcing manufacturers, and even the clerk himself does not know when it is ready, whether it is fresh or not. There's an oven and a microwave, but it's just for heating food, you know. Only the food made in the store is safer. Coffee helps lose fat, so baristas are usually thin.

Yes, caffeine helps with fat loss because it boosts your metabolic rate by about 3 -10%. And baristas usually drink more than 5 cups before opening their stores every day, because they have to adjust their tastes repeatedly. (Of course, there are baristas with good figures, they are all mine, you are not allowed to rob them) The coffee with the lowest calories is black coffee with nothing added.

A cup of black coffee, less than 10 calories. Espresso is slightly higher in calories because of the coffee fat. But it doesn't get much higher. As long as you add milk and sugar to it, the calories will immediately double several times, the more fancy coffee calories will be higher yo, so afraid of fat girls ah, please drink black coffee bar. Frappuccino is so high in calories that the baristas don't drink it themselves.

Baristas don't tell you secrets, but I ask them.

Yes, Star Daddy's barista would privately mock girls after they ordered Frappuccino and told their peers,"I want to lose weight." One of the main ingredients of Frappuccino is syrup, which is estimated to top at least 2 cans of Coke in one cup. The calories will definitely make you sweet to sadness.

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