Heavy caffeine patients with 22 basic symptoms, how many have you won!

Original address in English: http://www.buzzfeed.com/noracashell/lorelai-gilmores-quotes-about-coffee-for-any-caff-nkfz#.wxa3lKLWBw

1. Coffee is the reason you get out of bed in the morning.

Coffee is your motivation to get out of bed early in the morning.

What brings you here?

Caffeine and you.

2. Because the morning means coffee.

Because morning means coffee.

Nothing represents coffee better than six o'clock in the morning.

3. Coffee = Survival

Coffee = survival

How about coffee? Do you like coffee?

I can't live without it.

4. And good coffee is the only coffee.

Just drink good coffee.

My own mother and uncle! This coffee is really bad.

5. Whoever you date must also share a love of coffee.

Your date must also be a coffee fan.

He is sexy, smart and funny, and he likes to drink coffee.

6. You believe coffee gives you personality.

You think coffee makes you different.

Coffee, please, with a little mockery.

7. You can't function without it.

I can't work without coffee.

I don't drink coffee, I don't stand up, I don't walk.

I can't even speak fully.

8. You don't care what form coffee comes in.

Don't care about the form of drinking coffee.

Give me coffee, any kind will do. I haven't had a drink all day. I'm going to drink it, drink it, eat it, suck it, whatever I want to get in. Give it to me!

9. As long as you get it.

As long as you can get it

Add coffee to my intravenous injection.

10. No one understands why you like coffee so much.

No one understands your obsession with coffee.

You won't die without coffee for two days.

No, I think so.

11. But there's no way to hide your excitement.

Your excitement is beyond words.

"Coffee-coffee" is a truth.

Sounds like an exaggeration.

12. You need coffee to handle any big questions.

You need coffee when dealing with big events.

All right, I need some coffee now.

13. And it seems to make any situation better.

And that seems to make things better.

I really have a bad night. I desperately need a cup of coffee.

14. You will do whatever it takes to get your morning cup.

You would do anything for that morning cup of coffee.

Dude, I'll say anything for coffee.

15. Coffee is worth it.

Coffee is worth having.

Go talk to him now.

Let's have coffee first.

16. You don't mind tea...

You are not interested in tea.

-give me a refill.

-this is the sixth cup. How about a cup of tea?

-of course. Add it to the coffee.

-just add coffee.

17. You've lost count over how many cups of coffee you drink in a day.

You can't count how many cups of coffee you drink a day.

-how many cups of coffee have you had?

-No.

-how many drinks are there?

-five cups!

18. But you know you could always use more.

You know you can keep drinking.

What I need now is a lot of coffee.

19. You're still shocked people even ask you if you want coffee.

When someone asks you if you need coffee, your answer is always surprising.

-Coffee?

-do you have to ask?

-The answer is always yes. The answer is always yes.

20. Because you can handle huge amounts of it.

Because you can drink a lot of coffee

How strong is your love of coffee?

I already have a strong endurance.

21. You don't even consider decaf.

You don't think about decaf.

Would you like some decaf?

Never.

22. But you stay happy because there's always more coffee to drink.

You can keep a good mood by thinking that there is still coffee to drink.

I'd like some coffee.

And a lot of coffee.